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FELICITATIONS, OFF-WORLDER...
YOU ARE LOST. BUT SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY HERE, WHY NOT GO AHEAD AND HAVE A LOOK-SEE... ANYWAY, WELCOME TO MY BLOG. HOME TO MY MUSINGS, DOINGS, AMUSEMENTS, AND DISAPPOINTMENTS. FEEL FREE TO DICK AROUND. LOOKING FOR QUALITY CONTENT? FAT CHANCE, BRO.

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horses-in-the-sky: naranxas: montypla: darthshadow: i-hate-babies: russianfatherpyro: fus-ro-blah: i-only-feel-you: sammiwinchester: spockistheword: cake-is-not-pie: jesusfoodsex: jaredsasquatch: chichacabron: i am a plain white t shirt i am either a sexy model or a substandard musician I tip cows for the sake of humanity. I’m wearing a wifebeater I have the power of LOVE I have the power of Bear Hugs… Roses that are dripping in the shape of a heart. I have power over life and death. >:D Castiel.  So I’m a complete BAMF right now.  Not wearing one. Sitting about in a bra.FEMINIST POWERRRRRS. HONEY BADGER! I GIVE NO FUCKS! (“stop toxic movies” I SINGLEHANDEDLY STOP TOBACCO COMPANIES!!!!!) Star Wars shirt. OH FUCK YES. I HAVE THE POWERS OF STAR WARS I have a Rubber Soul, I guess. Or I am the best band ever. I have on a zebra shirt. ZEBRA POWAAAAAH Mud based camoflague the ultimate student

horses-in-the-sky:

naranxas:

montypla:

darthshadow:

i-hate-babies:

russianfatherpyro:

fus-ro-blah:

i-only-feel-you:

sammiwinchester:

spockistheword:

cake-is-not-pie:

jesusfoodsex:

jaredsasquatch:

chichacabron:

i am a plain white t shirt

i am either a sexy model or a substandard musician

I tip cows for the sake of humanity.

I’m wearing a wifebeater

I have the power of LOVE

I have the power of Bear Hugs…

Roses that are dripping in the shape of a heart.

I have power over life and death. >:D

Castiel. 

So I’m a complete BAMF right now. 

Not wearing one. Sitting about in a bra.

FEMINIST POWERRRRRS.

HONEY BADGER!

I GIVE NO FUCKS!

(“stop toxic movies”

I SINGLEHANDEDLY STOP TOBACCO COMPANIES!!!!!)

Star Wars shirt.

OH FUCK YES. I HAVE THE POWERS OF STAR WARS

I have a Rubber Soul, I guess.

Or I am the best band ever.

I have on a zebra shirt.

ZEBRA POWAAAAAH

Mud based camoflague

the ultimate student

(via she-dreamt-she-was-a-bulldozer)

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  1. bucketostars reblogged this from cherryblossomfan and added:
    HOLY CRAP. I HAVE TELEKINETIC (there’s also a moon on my shirt; you know, the moon pulls on the tides) WOLF POWERS :D
  2. kuro-nekochan reblogged this from akiraheart and added:
    Death Note Shirt ……… Boku ga Kira!
  3. tynasaurandfood reblogged this from syowangza and added:
    Food. FOOD POWERS ACTIVATE.
  4. iamsooven reblogged this from hollisterclarinerd and added:
    a sheep and a confused sheep that looks like a wolf..hmm i can change my clothes? :)
  5. mirror-kat reblogged this from johnvriska and added:
    Im wearing a Jake shirt …. I’m worried all of a sudden.
  6. ilikeband reblogged this from hollisterclarinerd and added:
    Marching band sweatshirt.
  7. cherryblossomfan reblogged this from jellophish and added:
    I was wearing a Bazinga shirt earlier… I HAVE THE POWERS OF SHELDON’S MIND :D
  8. ninalynkyo reblogged this from tomquest and added:
    A blue shirt with dogs on it. Hello super nose.
  9. shadoouge reblogged this from mystsaphyr
  10. moodyfire reblogged this from egbertlust and added:
    Chuck Norris on my shirt. AWWW YEAAAAAAH
  11. abster07 reblogged this from reaper462 and added:
    HEIR OF BREATH!!! YESHH!!!!! XD
  12. irislibra reblogged this from eugenepants and added:
    My shirt says “Panthers”…as in the big cat…so that must mean I control PANTHERS!! Can I turn my cat into a panther? Well...
  13. oliviamewmew reblogged this from egbertlust
  14. warwithouttears reblogged this from alpha-starr and added:
    Summer band shirt from fifth grade. Featuring an ad for a lawyer on the back. I have the ability to convince...
  15. akiglancy reblogged this from syowangza and added:
    SEVERUS F**KING SNAPE BITCHES
  16. reaper462 reblogged this from sassyspider8itch and added:
    My shirt has a gray crest of some sort… Ummm, no powers for me i guess?
  17. hannathenord reblogged this from tomquest and added:
    A quote from Still Alive. Look at me still talking when there’s science to do. THERE IS SCIENCE TO DO!! I AM PORTAL...
  18. prussian-grandmano reblogged this from lokiripu and added:
    … well, i’m a super geisha… tiemblen ante mi belleza y orientalidad!!!! /what
  19. alpha-starr reblogged this from egbertlust and added:
    Horizontal stripes....like to think that I’ve received the corset powers from Problem...
  20. sassyspider8itch reblogged this from kahlanaisling and added:
    (I am a God Tier Hero of Heart.)
  21. sjs-jellybeans reblogged this from kahlanaisling and added:
    Keep Calm and Stache On is on my shirt with a stache I AM MUSTACHE MAN
  22. cesiasaurus reblogged this from jeboboid and added:
    Original War of the Worlds Tshirt FUCK YES
  23. captain-idiosyncratic reblogged this from askjijoakuira and added:
    Wearing a Piggly wiggly shirt; I HAVE THE POWER TO TURN PEOPLE INTO PIGS WITH HATS
  24. elluka-clockworker reblogged this from sinning-angel-riliane and added:
    LCST Wielding, Cosmetology, Precision Machine, Health Science, Automotive Mechanics. Soo…. I can use technology to my...
  25. kahlanaisling reblogged this from espadaknight4 and added:
    A confusing theater dictionary. Sweet, I’m whimsical! Mad Hatter ftw~ \o/
  26. askjijoakuira reblogged this from gumi--megpoid and added:
    I AM KAGAMINE RIN AND LEN WAT JFIOASFHAILBFA EVERYBODY JUST /GO HOME/ I HAVE THE POWER OF EVEREYTHING
  27. akiraheart reblogged this from karma-camellia
  28. anti-the-infinite-holic reblogged this from leloulove and added:
    Mun: It’s black and the sleeves is striped. Rin: “I’m wearing a dress”
  29. gumi--megpoid reblogged this from sinning-angel-riliane and added:
    music notes.. sweet~! the power of music! :D
  30. espadaknight4 reblogged this from lokiripu and added:
    …Switzerland and Liechtenstein on my shirt…so now I’m trigger happy or something? ._.
  31. sinning-angel-riliane reblogged this from usee-the-goyangi and added:
    Maceline the vampire queen *evil laughter*
  32. whatisthisrookery reblogged this from hollisterclarinerd and added:
    Faded aqua T-Shirt? Awesome I bet I have the ability to cry acid tears or something.
  33. mariann-thecorpse reblogged this from karma-camellia and added:
    IM BATMAN BITCHES
  34. everlasting-boredom reblogged this from hollisterclarinerd and added:
    I am now a amazing polo player.
  35. eugenepants reblogged this from syowangza and added:
    SCHOOL MOORE WAR TSHIRT MEANS I’M A FUCKING LION BUT I CAN’T KICK A BALL
  36. lokiripu reblogged this from maskedmeow and added:
    *stares at my Hetalia shirt* …Does this mean I have the powers of all the countries?
  37. hollisterclarinerd reblogged this from with-sweet-understanding and added:
    Hollister and a seagull No surprises there
  38. with-sweet-understanding reblogged this from para-dichloro-benzene and added:
    LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS… so do I have a man eating plant or
  39. blueloid reblogged this from mystsaphyr and added:
    I have a shirt with a fat man eating cake on it… I AM FAT BOY.
  40. usee-the-goyangi reblogged this from karma-camellia and added:
    i’m a dog who swims extremely well
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